Andrew Breitbart
From website: Andrew passed away unexpectedly from natural causes shortly after midnight this morning in Los Angeles. We have lost a husband, a father, a son, a brother, a dear friend, a patriot and a happy warrior. Andrew lived boldly, so that we more timid souls would dare to live freely and fully, and fight for the fragile liberty he showed us how to love. Andrew recently wrote a new conclusion to his book, Righteous Indignation: I love my job. I love fighting for what I believe in. I love having fun while doing it. I love reporting stories that the […]
Muscles Glasses from Epic Meal Time Dies in Tragic Food Related Accident
You know him from the popular Youtube internet cooking show Epic Meal Time. An internet sensation, Muscles Glasses was brought into the videos as an awe inspiring eating machine. We have confirmed from an anonymous source that Muscles Glasses did in fact die while working on the cooking shows most daring meal ever. Our sources confirmed that he did indeed die during the act of copulation with a beautiful woman while eating a candied bacon wrapped buffalo stuffed with a back strap of a rarely seen yetti. All this while peddling a unicycle. As he posted earlier – on his […]
Dick Winters Band Of Brothers Inspiration Dies
It didn’t receive much fanfare or note in the media because the other events that have been happening, and for that we lament for a fallen hero. Dick Winters was an amazing man who defended this country, and trained brave new soldiers after WWII before going to work again in the private sector. He was the inspiration for the TV show Band of Brothers with many of his fellow soldiers who also, like Dick , have passed on. Seeing our greatest generation die like this is saddening as these men were true men of grit and fortitude, as opposed to […]