You know him from the popular Youtube internet cooking show Epic Meal Time. An internet sensation, Muscles Glasses was brought into the videos as an awe inspiring eating machine. We have confirmed from an anonymous source that Muscles Glasses did in fact die while working on the cooking shows most daring meal ever.
Our sources confirmed that he did indeed die during the act of copulation with a beautiful woman while eating a candied bacon wrapped buffalo stuffed with a back strap of a rarely seen yetti. All this while peddling a unicycle. As he posted earlier – on his twitter feed he was “filming the most amazing scene ever.” When apparently he died of complications of the act.
When approached, Harley M., spokesperson for the Epic Meal Time Cooking show said only this, “No joke, he’s actually dead…” We assume that most likely many people find it hard to believe that it could happen, but again when you judge the type of food consumed and the quantities; its really actually not that hard to believe.
Michelle Obama was quoted to have said this about the incident: “This is why we’ve been working hard with schools to ensure that students make healthier choices on the foods they eat because of course parents can’t be trusted to make these choices for them. We are saddened by the loss of this Canadian cook, and hope that his death will serve as a wake up call to all other cooking shows that try to go too far. Epic Meal Time has in fact gone too far this time.”
When asked if she planned to have someone intervene with the remaining group of cooks in Epic Meal Time she replied, “No, they are Canadian….”
After checking his twitter page @musclesglasses we’ve also been able to confirm that someone from the cooking show has posted a memorial tweet for their fallen soldier. Not only that, there is actually a memorial in his home town that has become a stopping place for fans and passing friends to pray, light candles, and leave strips of bacon.
We’ll miss you Muscles Glasses.