You know him from the popular Youtube internet cooking show Epic Meal Time. An internet sensation, Muscles Glasses was brought into the videos as an awe inspiring eating machine. We have confirmed from an anonymous source that Muscles Glasses did in fact die while working on the cooking shows most daring meal ever.
Our sources confirmed that he did indeed die during the act of copulation with a beautiful woman while eating a candied bacon wrapped buffalo stuffed with a back strap of a rarely seen yetti. All this while peddling a unicycle. As he posted earlier – on his twitter feed he was “filming the most amazing scene ever.” When apparently he died of complications of the act.
No joke he's actually dead..
When approached, Harley M., spokesperson for the Epic Meal Time Cooking show said only this, “No joke, he’s actually dead…” We assume that most likely many people find it hard to believe that it could happen, but again when you judge the type of food consumed and the quantities; its really actually not that hard to believe.
Michelle Obama was quoted to have said this about the incident: “This is why we’ve been working hard with schools to ensure that students make healthier choices on the foods they eat because of course parents can’t be trusted to make these choices for them. We are saddened by the loss of this Canadian cook, and hope that his death will serve as a wake up call to all other cooking shows that try to go too far. Epic Meal Time has in fact gone too far this time.”
When asked if she planned to have someone intervene with the remaining group of cooks in Epic Meal Time she replied, “No, they are Canadian….”
Comfirmed Twitter Posting of his Death
After checking his twitter page @musclesglasses we’ve also been able to confirm that someone from the cooking show has posted a memorial tweet for their fallen soldier. Not only that, there is actually a memorial in his home town that has become a stopping place for fans and passing friends to pray, light candles, and leave strips of bacon.
Memorial to Muscles Glasses
We’ll miss you Muscles Glasses.
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Bullshit he didn’t die
he is still on the show and has been the whole time
He was resurrected like Lenny shows wat bacon regenaration does for u Innit u candy starfish
He was resurrected like kenny shows wat bacon regenaration does for u Innit u candy starfish
You moron he’s not dead, they just did a show with him on tuesday
Did you READ the article? Of course he’s not dead, it’s just a joke- chill out.
“he did indeed die during the act of copulation with a beautiful woman while eating a candied bacon wrapped buffalo stuffed with a back strap of a rarely seen yetti. All this while peddling a unicycle.”
Could it get any faker? The moron who posted this is just…wow,really? Seriously…
i think epic meal time the muscle guy is an ediot so is the others they are begging to get killed from what they eat an the spokesman should not swear
hhahhahahha whoever wrote this honestly made my day!! Of course he’s not dead to any crackpots who read and believed this story. But man, this was hilar
din sin bas need’s to learn how to spell.
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its “idiot” NOT “ediot”!! HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who’d be stupid and retarded enough to believe this bullshit?
This is utter shite, musscles lives he was in the most recent episode so I do not belive he is dead :/
For people who say he was in their last vid incase u didnt notice it was a still pic of him
Lame Photoshop hack job…
Yo idiots! Have you not notice he has been gone for more than a month from the show. Even if he’s not dead. Show some respect!
Whats up withsaying he died i bet your just haters they just did a new show with HIM in it plus yo tupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brace yourselves, the cynicism of the internet is coming.
INTERNET TROLLS DON’T KNOW THE MEANING OF SATIRE.
gtfo the internet you damn noobs. This place is far too dangerous and badass for the lot of ye. No shit he’s not dead. I don’t know what part of this whole greatly humorous piece of satiric art went fucking awry in your god forsaken minds, but I guess judging by your spelling I can safely deduce you do nothing but jack off in bathrooms and pick your noses at school.
keep fucking missing class, jack-offs. When you have to drop out and flip burgers at mcdonalds or strip for some coke, you’ll wonder where you went wrong.
BAMMMMM /hatred unleashed
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